This Halloween, women will spend one day doing what they refuse to do 364 days out of the year. Dressing up in a sexy outfit. And a lot will choose to depict one of their man’s boyhood fantasies; Ariel from the Little Mermaid and Cheetara from The Thundercats being a couple good examples. And the truth is, there’s a good possibility they’ll do it completely wrong. Like say you want to go after one of the Hottest Super Heroes ever, Wonder Woman.
Whether it’s the wrong color hair, not enough leg showing, or just plain old boring; there’s a right way and a wrong way. We’re here to show you how to do it right with this handy Pictorial Guide To Sexy Women’s Halloween Costumes.
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Princess Leia from Star Wars: Return of The Jedi
The original hotness, Princess Leia was the reason most boys reached manhood back in the day.
Princess Leia from Star Wars: A New Hope
It’s okay Luke, if Princess Leia was our sister and we didn’t know it, we’d have kissed her too.
Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
There’s just something about the innocent demeanor of Dorothy that makes you think of the girl next door, you know, the one that is a total hottie.
Rainbow Brite
Probably the least like the original, in this case it’s a very good thing, the giant sized head Rainbow was sporting isn’t very sexy at all.
Daphne from Scooby Doo
Daphne was the only reason any of us bothered to watch Scooby Doo… talking dog, pfft; hot redhead, yes!
Princess Peach from Super Mario Bros.
The number one reason we spent hours bouncing Mario over pits, mushrooms, turtles, and lava.
Alice from Alice in Wonderland
The movie was all based on some kind of weird dream Alice had, we’re having some kind of dream too.
Hermoine from The Harry Potter Movies
This outfit is way sexier than the Hagrid costume.
She-Ra Princess of Power
Sure, you told everyone we watched She-Ra because of the cool villains, but it was all because of her.
Cinderalla from Cinderella
We never understood how no one could tell how cute she was while not dressed up.
Chun Li from Street Fighter 2
You probably never wanted to play with her on the game because she was a girl, but, didn’t mind watching her fight.
Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
It’s easy to see why 7 undersized men would be willing to slave over this girl.
Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Let’s just say that Roger was the luckiest sumbitch in the animated world.
Jem from Jem and the Holograms
Your sister probably watched this everytime it was on, and you stayed in the room and pretended to play with G.I. Joe’s.
Tinkerbell from Peter Pan
There’s just something about her attitude when she gets pissed off at Peter Pan that makes her such a turn on.
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That’s it for the sexy ladies. Tomorrow, check in to see some of the outfits that guys wear only to end up looking like total screw ups. Come back, it should be a lot of fun.
Here is some costumes for the fat man
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/halloween-costumes-big-man-edition/
wow, sexy as f*ck and right about she-ra and daphne
It’s funny that female Halloween costumes are all just various types of whores. Men can be a superhero or a demon or presidential candidate. Women can only be a whore nurse, a whore police officer, a whore secretary, a whore soldier, etc. Not that this is a bad thing, mind you, it’s just amusing.
O///O SEXY!!!!! “i love how women use Halloween as an excuse to dress like whores” “girl: i’m a witch! guy: if you were a hooker” -Jim Gaffigan 😀
These costumes have raped my childhood
Lame.
Halloween is an excuse for girls to dress as whores.
Hot pictures, but let’s face it:
This is more based on Cosplay than on pop culture…
…save for the exception of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
More Fat guy costumes
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/10/25/halloween-costumes-not-for-the-fat-guy/
Hey, where is Judy from the Jetsons…She was always HOT!!!!!!!
I like chicks too, but the girl dressed like Jessica Rabbit is an ugly pig. LMAO.
No one should dress like Jessica Rabbit… it’ll always be a let down.
lol
hey where can youactually buy these costumes? they are pretty nice
hahaha agreed
Hahah………Amazing 😛
all are looking sexy out of wonder woman ..! but i like Chun li..!
to the guy who doesn’t like the jessica rabbit girl – i’d bet your mom’s life you’re not bangin’ supermodels every night like a rockstar, you funny little troll. don’t be mad cause she wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole.
I agree, Halloween is an excuse to dress like whores.
I would so sport that Chun Li costume tho, for fun… go on my dress up episodes when it isn’t Halloween =P
Plus I like Martial Arts, I’d so wear it then B)
Except for the Rainbow Brite girl, these are all total crap. Pick better models next time…
Love the outfits, I am going to b jassica rabbit this year but let’s not have men dress up in this costumes. The resin I wear a Jessica rabbit because I am a d cup and it would show off my boobies.
yeah!! i luv halloween i dnt mind they call it whoreS stuff i dnt give a damn.Lols..is hot &display sexY body. Lols
The First One Is So Sexy