Comments on: 5 TV Commercials That Don’t Make A Lick Of Sense http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/ Random Ramblings and Sometimes Funny Stuff Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:21:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Carlo http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/comment-page-1/#comment-378 Carlo Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:01:39 +0000 http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162#comment-378 What ever happened to the good old days, like in 1968, when visual aids DID make unmistakable sense? Okay, here's an excellent example: My having no problems whatsoever speculating what the f*ck Arthur C. Clark and Stanley Kubrick's were driving at with an alert-and-focused fetus in a lava lamp superimposed on a psychedelic color montage of a flyover above the surface of Jupiter, did you? Nooooooooooo, of course not! And of course let's not forget Dave the Jupiter-bound astronaut who de-brained HAL 9000 and then finally ended up in a dissolvent orange-red spacesuit and who instantaneously morphed into an old fart knocking over and shattering his beverage goblet on the floor at a dinner table for one, then morphed yet again to a gaunt and wrinkled 110 year-old curmudgeon on a bed lying in piss then back to an alert-and-focused fetus in a lava lamp. Su-u-u-u-ure! Made perfect sense to me! What ever happened to the good old days, like in 1968, when visual aids DID make unmistakable sense?

Okay, here’s an excellent example: My having no problems whatsoever speculating what the f*ck Arthur C. Clark and Stanley Kubrick’s were driving at with an alert-and-focused fetus in a lava lamp superimposed on a psychedelic color montage of a flyover above the surface of Jupiter, did you? Nooooooooooo, of course not!

And of course let’s not forget Dave the Jupiter-bound astronaut who de-brained HAL 9000 and then finally ended up in a dissolvent orange-red spacesuit and who instantaneously morphed into an old fart knocking over and shattering his beverage goblet on the floor at a dinner table for one, then morphed yet again to a gaunt and wrinkled 110 year-old curmudgeon on a bed lying in piss then back to an alert-and-focused fetus in a lava lamp.

Su-u-u-u-ure! Made perfect sense to me!

]]> By: kit http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/comment-page-1/#comment-377 kit Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:38:08 +0000 http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162#comment-377 Ya know, there is a sequel to the head on cmmercial where a black guy attacks you saying how much he hates the commercial and that it works. ....odd... Ya know, there is a sequel to the head on cmmercial where a black guy attacks you saying how much he hates the commercial and that it works.

….odd…

]]> By: The Manticore http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/comment-page-1/#comment-376 The Manticore Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:40:31 +0000 http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162#comment-376 Id like to know where the hell you get a bottle of vitamin water that big Id like to know where the hell you get a bottle of vitamin water that big

]]> By: Sarah http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/comment-page-1/#comment-375 Sarah Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:36:24 +0000 http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162#comment-375 You took a couple of those waaay too literally, but I do think that the Head-On commercials are the most annoying commercials ever. The Burger King ad annoys the hell out of me too. You took a couple of those waaay too literally, but I do think that the Head-On commercials are the most annoying commercials ever. The Burger King ad annoys the hell out of me too.

]]> By: Mark http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/comment-page-1/#comment-374 Mark Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:36:13 +0000 http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162#comment-374 Here's what I want to know in regards to the British Airways spot...how do the animals breath? I see at least three mammalian species, whale, sea lion, and dolphins. There is a roof on the building and no visible air pockets or ventilation. How are these air-breathing creatures to survive? Here’s what I want to know in regards to the British Airways spot…how do the animals breath? I see at least three mammalian species, whale, sea lion, and dolphins. There is a roof on the building and no visible air pockets or ventilation. How are these air-breathing creatures to survive?

]]> By: Banz http://gremlindog.com/lists/5-tv-commercials-that-dont-make-a-lick-of-sense/comment-page-1/#comment-373 Banz Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:21:44 +0000 http://gremlindog.com/?p=1162#comment-373 HeadOn is annoying. How about: "HardON! Apply directly where it's limp!" HeadOn is annoying. How about:

“HardON! Apply directly where it’s limp!”

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