The Top 10 Videos Of MacGyver Being A Badass

Everyone jokes that “MacGyver could fix a car with a toothpick and a piece of gum.” Well, it’s true. He could. But more than that, MacGyver was a badass. So, to pay tribute, here’s a bunch of videos of him.

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MacGyver Intro: An inspiration to us all.

MacGyver and his Coffin Jet Ski: You’ve gotta give this until the 1:08 mark.

MacGyver Smack!: MacGyver wallops the shit out of some bad guy.

MacGyver vs. Bigfoot: So yes, apparently Bigfoot is real, and MacGyver can kick his ass.

MacGyver Sucker Punch: Joined by what appears to be a cracked out Jessica Simpson.

MacGyver the Puppetmaster: It’s not cool enough to simply hide and jump out and punch someone.

MacGyver Fights: He doesn’t kill, but he’ll let someone be killed, he’s cool with that.

MacGyver vs. Murdok: First he smarts off to his woman, then he gets slashed with a knife, then he throws a guy from the cliff, then he saves the girl… we bet the next part was then he has his way with the woman.

MacGyver in a Knife Fight: This should be called, MacGyver tries to break his neck.

MacGyver Fights a Woman: Nothing in the world will beat the eyebrow raise at the end.

An “A To Z” List Of The Weirdest Things People Fear

Being fearful of things is a part of human nature. That’s why we watch Horror Movies, go to Haunted Houses, and tell Ghost Stories in the dark around a camp fire. It’s one thing to close your eyes when the killer is about to stab the star of the movie, but it’s a completely different thing to avoid a pizza joint, because they might have garlic bread, and you’re scared of garlic.

Weird, unusual, and just plain silly phobias plague hundreds of thousands of people all over the world. Some are understandable…

Coulrophobia:

But, the rest are just plain… well, you’ll see.

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Aulophobia- Fear of flutes:

Easily the most ridiculous thing on this list is being afraid of a flute. A wind instrument played by marching band members, the irony here would be if the Football Team Captain suffered from this and ran off the field whenever the band played.

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Bibliophobia- Fear of books:

The fear of books would be the perfect excuse for anyone that wanted to get out of doing homework at school. The downside would be that everyone would call you a weenie for being scared of books.

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Chrmatophobia- Fear of money:

Let us go on record right now and say that if anyone at all is afraid of their money, we can help. We’ll take any and all of it right off of your hands. Consider it our way of saying thanks for reading.

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Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowel movements:

No one wants to take a painful shit. But you know what, that’s what you get for eating that spicy jambalaya last night dillweed. Learn your lesson? Also, isn’t the picture above absolutely priceless?

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Erythrophobia- Fear of redlights:

Honestly, show us someone who likes getting stopped at a red light and we’ll take this off the list. It pisses us all off to have to hit the brakes and avoid slamming into the car in front of us. But, not liking and being afraid of, that’s two different things.

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Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things:

Just imagine the things a person afraid of the cold would miss out on; slurpees, iced beer, winter. Frostbite is a scary thing, but being afraid of a cup of ice cream is ridiculous.

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Geniophobia- Fear of chins:

LOL… Sorry, we were just imagining the next big horror flick starring Jay Leno along side Sarah Jessica Parker chasing scared teens around.

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Hobophobia- Fear of hobos:

See, there’s nothing to be afraid of, many of them are quite funny!

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Ideophobia- Fear of ideas

The hilarity of this is that you know there was some kid in middle school that was told by his teacher to join in a “brain-storming” session, he refused, and got detention. Probably eventually became the school bully, all because he was scared of ideas.

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Judeophobia- Fear of Jews:

Quiet! There’s a pack of Jews around that corner. If they hear you, they’ll pounce on you and give you sound financial advice.

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Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down:

Maybe there’s more to this definition then we found, maybe it’s more about fearing sitting in gum or something.

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Linonophobia- Fear of string:

Seriously? String?

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Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms:

Not liking them on your pizza is one thing, but, cringing in fear when there’s one in the room. C’mon. I bet watching someone with this fear play Super Mario Bros. was priceless.

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Nomatophobia- Fear of names:

You’d have to feel sorry for this person’s pets. So, I thought you had a cat and a dog? “I do, over there is Cat… and outside is Dog.” What’s their names? “AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!”

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Olfactophobia- Fear of smells:

Shouldn’t someone be afraid of things that can actually “get them”? This is as bad as that “scary movie” The Fog.

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Pogonophobia- Fear of beards:

Being fearful of a man with a beard is one thing. Being afraid of the beard itself, nah. It’s like the old saying. “Guns don’t kill people, people with mustaches kill people.” Same premise.

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HippopotomonstrosesQuippedaliophobia- Fear of long words:

The irony card pops up again here. Where the person afflicted with the problem can’t even share it with people, because the word describing the problem is in fact, a long word.

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Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs:

It’s not easy being green. But, seriously, when was the last recorded frog attack?

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Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play:

If you’re scared of making out and getting frisky, it’s not a phobia, you’re probably just dating someone that’s ugly.

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Tremophobia- Fear of trembling:

The classic case of which came first? The chicken or the egg. Was the person trembling because they were afraid, or afraid because they were trembling.

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Urophobia- Fear of urine:

This would be the worst nightmare for any guy. Because without a doubt, there’s no man that has ever walked into the bathroom in the middle of the night, and not pissed on his leg at least a little bit.

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Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women:

You poor, poor souls.

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Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons:

Apparently this is a picture of a Walloon Reunion. And the Walloons are some people in Europe. Or from a Dr. Seuss book. We’re not totally sure.

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Xerophobia- Fear of dryness:

Does a person suffering from a fear of dryness live in a swimming pool? We bet Triple H from WWE suffers from this. He’s always pouring water on his head.

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CYclophobia- Fear of bicycles:

This sucks. We thought we had a good one here, a fear of something really scary. Like a Cyclops. Instead, it’s the terror of two wheels! Bleh.

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Zemmiphobia- Fear of the Giant Mole Rat:

Seriously, if we don’t find something scary soo…. WTF IS THAT!?!? Good Lord. That’s the most evil thing we’ve ever seen. Hellraiser doesn’t have shit on a Naked Mole Rat. Eek.

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Know about any crazy phobias? Do you, or someone you know, suffer from any wacky fears? Tell us about it in the comment section.

The 13 Hottest Women In Police/Detective/Law Shows

There’s just something about shows that revolve around the Law Enforcement, Crime Solving, and the Judicial System that attracts freakishly hot women to the cast of a television show. Or maybe the producers are just trying to get us guys to watch. Either way, it works.

Here’s The 13 of the Hottest Women In Police/Detective/Law Shows.

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You Remember That Girl From That Show/Movie, She’s Totally Hot Now

Our generation has grown up with the television. Movies, Sitcoms, Games Shows raised us just as much as our parents did. We learned from our movie heroes that we could find treasure in a pirate ship with the help of a guy named Sloth, and we discovered how bad real cars sucked because they didn’t transform into giant robots. But most importantly, we met girls for the first time with the help of a television. And now, much like the girl from next door you didn’t hook up with when you had the chance, they’ve grown up into total hotties.

The idea behind the following pictorial is not to state the obvious. The girls on this list were nerdy, silly, goofy, regular kids that overcame all those adjectives and blossomed into hotness. Whereas some girls had it from the get go. Namely, Kelly from Saved By The Bell. She was hot then, and she’s hot now. Of course, we’ll still include pictures for completeness.

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Tiffani-Amber Theissan – Gorgeous then and even more so now.

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Hayden Panettiere – A pretty obvious choice for hottie now, the star of Heroes is a major babe. But, did you know Hayden began her career as Sheryl from Remember the Titans?

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Lindsay Lohan – We’ll probably get ridiculed and have rocks thrown at us for including her, but you have to admit, she’s not all that bad to look at. Especially considering the leaps and bounds she took from childhood like back when she was in Parent Trap.

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Marguerite Moreau – We wouldn’t expect anyone to remember Connie from The Mighty Ducks, why would you? She was mean and played sports better than you. Most recently showing up in Queen of the Damned it’s nice to see her back.

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Shawna Waldron – Currently into directing and some acting gigs including a 2 year stint as a cast member of Ladies Man, Icebox from The Little Giants is now a lovely babe. Thanks for growing up!

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Anna Chlumsky – Along with Macaulay Culkin, Anna made us all afraid of bees when she played Vada from My Girl. Her career has recently began to pick up with several new movies in the works, this probably correlates directly with the recent hotness she’s achieved.

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Ariana Richards – You probably know her better as the sister in the original Jurassic Park film, but we’ll always remember the adorable girl in the girl who wanted to dress up as an alien from Spaced Invaders. Now, Ariana and her cuteness spends time doing art.

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Michelle Trachtenberg – Without a doubt in our minds, this is the biggest transformation on the list. Did anyone ever think that that goofy girl from Harriet the Spy would develop into the smokin’ hot chick on Euro Trip?

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Candice Cameron – While on the show Full House we watched her grow from a dorky little kid into an attractive woman. But, it wasn’t until she got out from under the shadow that Becky’s “milfness” put off, that we got to see how majorly beautiful Candice is.

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Soleil Moon Frye – Punky Brewster was never one of my favorite shows, but there’s no doubt that little Punky was a cute kid. Now, there’s no doubt that she’s a super good looking woman who’s been a part of the hit shows Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Proud Family.

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Tatyana Ali – Ashley from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air never really stole the show when surrounded by attention grabbers like Carlton and Will. But oh man, she’s the foxy lady grabbing attention now… movies, soap operas (The Young and the Restless), and even a singing career have been a part of Tatyana’s career.

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Danica McKeller – She put the “Wonder” in Wonder Years; as in, we wondered if we’d ever meet a girl like her. Sure, she was nerdy, but that was cool. Couple nerdy with drop dead gorgeous and well, that’s Danica now. She’s still into entertainment making appearances on NYPD Blue and The West Wing, but her new claim to fame is teaching kids that math doesn’t suck in her new book “Math Doesn’t Suck”.

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Tina Majorino – We won’t count points off if you don’t recognize the little starlet of Andre right away. Tina played alongside a great big seal in the movie and hilarious adventures ensued. She’s probably better known for her role as Deb in Napoleon Dynamite or Mac on Veronica Mars, how they hid sucha cute girl under all that weird movie, we’ll never know.

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Amanda Bynes – All That was the kid version of Saturday Night Live back in the day. You had Keenan and Kel doing the “Good Burger” skits, and, um… Amanda Bynes prepping herself for a life of hotness. She’s made quite a name for herself starring in The Amanda Show and most recently the movie Hairspray.

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Zena Gray – Zena wouldn’t have made our list except for two reasons. #1 Max Keeble’s Big Move, a movie she starred in, was just on the other day. #2 She’s hot. Other places you might have seen Zena; the movie The Shaggy Dog and Law and Order.