First of all – WE’RE BACK! After a nearly 4 year vacation – the Gremlindog Staff is finally back to work.
Secondly, the biggest game in Football is happening this weekend, and the crew is ready for the Big Game. However, my wife couldn’t give less of a shit. So when I told her I was going to watch the Seahawks and the Broncos on Sunday… she had literally no clue as to what I was referencing.
Football, I said, I’m going to watch Football.
“Oh, what teams?”
Denver and Seattle.
I grabbed my computer…
This team, The Seattle Seahawks, are playing The Denver Broncos.
“They should call them the Yawning Horses, that looks like a horse that is yawning.”
Face into hand.
“What the heck is a ‘Seahawk’ anyway? Seagull maybe! HAR HAR HAR!”
Anyone who knows my wife knows this laugh. Anyone who doesn’t can just imagine the goofiest laugh ever. And there you go.
So, that brings us to the topic of this post. What If My Wife Named The NFL Teams – Based Only On Their Helmet Logos! And then to make this a little more fun, and a little more visually appealing – what if we search the name on Google, that she came up with and post the first picture? YAY!
I think we should start with the obvious. This Sunday, it’s the Football Supershow, and playing in this game of all games is none other than…
And in the Big Game, they’ll be playing…
Should be a good game!
And here we go with the rest of the amazing Football Show Teams!
The KC Arrowheads – On this one, the wife stated “This is stupid, just like football… I don’t want to do anymore.” She went to the kitchen, grabbed some wine. I praised her on how funny this would be, and how she was so cool. Now we’re back.
The Pirate Swordheads – I personally love this one. It’s so basic. So true. The picture we found on the internet however, is not so basic. Please comment if you have any idea who those dudes are. Go Sword Heads!
Angry Cardinals – She was close guys – almost had it. As for that picture… “GTFO other bird!”
The Hawks – Gotta admit that I thought she was kidding me. I was like, wait you don’t watch the NBA do you? And she was like… “What the heck is that? Other football?” The irony of this though… should be on a t-shirt.
The SF’s – Wow, that’s what comes up when you search SF. Go interweb, go.
On that note… are we done? 32 Teams. Yep, we’re done. Be sure to comment below on what you think the team’s names would be! Or what your silly significant other that doesn’t like sports would call them.
Go Team… Win the Match! Whatever your favorite football show is, I hope you enjoy the Supershow, and the commercials. We’ll be back next week to review the goodies, and the badies.
Thanks for reading!