Being fearful of things is a part of human nature. That’s why we watch Horror Movies, go to Haunted Houses, and tell Ghost Stories in the dark around a camp fire. It’s one thing to close your eyes when the killer is about to stab the star of the movie, but it’s a completely different thing to avoid a pizza joint, because they might have garlic bread, and you’re scared of garlic.
Weird, unusual, and just plain silly phobias plague hundreds of thousands of people all over the world. Some are understandable…
Coulrophobia:
But, the rest are just plain… well, you’ll see.
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Aulophobia- Fear of flutes:
Easily the most ridiculous thing on this list is being afraid of a flute. A wind instrument played by marching band members, the irony here would be if the Football Team Captain suffered from this and ran off the field whenever the band played.
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Bibliophobia- Fear of books:
The fear of books would be the perfect excuse for anyone that wanted to get out of doing homework at school. The downside would be that everyone would call you a weenie for being scared of books.
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Chrmatophobia- Fear of money:
Let us go on record right now and say that if anyone at all is afraid of their money, we can help. We’ll take any and all of it right off of your hands. Consider it our way of saying thanks for reading.
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Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowel movements:
No one wants to take a painful shit. But you know what, that’s what you get for eating that spicy jambalaya last night dillweed. Learn your lesson? Also, isn’t the picture above absolutely priceless?
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Erythrophobia- Fear of redlights:
Honestly, show us someone who likes getting stopped at a red light and we’ll take this off the list. It pisses us all off to have to hit the brakes and avoid slamming into the car in front of us. But, not liking and being afraid of, that’s two different things.
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Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things:
Just imagine the things a person afraid of the cold would miss out on; slurpees, iced beer, winter. Frostbite is a scary thing, but being afraid of a cup of ice cream is ridiculous.
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Geniophobia- Fear of chins:
LOL… Sorry, we were just imagining the next big horror flick starring Jay Leno along side Sarah Jessica Parker chasing scared teens around.
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Hobophobia- Fear of hobos:
See, there’s nothing to be afraid of, many of them are quite funny!
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Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
The hilarity of this is that you know there was some kid in middle school that was told by his teacher to join in a “brain-storming” session, he refused, and got detention. Probably eventually became the school bully, all because he was scared of ideas.
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Judeophobia- Fear of Jews:
Quiet! There’s a pack of Jews around that corner. If they hear you, they’ll pounce on you and give you sound financial advice.
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Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down:
Maybe there’s more to this definition then we found, maybe it’s more about fearing sitting in gum or something.
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Linonophobia- Fear of string:
Seriously? String?
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Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms:
Not liking them on your pizza is one thing, but, cringing in fear when there’s one in the room. C’mon. I bet watching someone with this fear play Super Mario Bros. was priceless.
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Nomatophobia- Fear of names:
You’d have to feel sorry for this person’s pets. So, I thought you had a cat and a dog? “I do, over there is Cat… and outside is Dog.” What’s their names? “AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!”
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Olfactophobia- Fear of smells:
Shouldn’t someone be afraid of things that can actually “get them”? This is as bad as that “scary movie” The Fog.
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Pogonophobia- Fear of beards:
Being fearful of a man with a beard is one thing. Being afraid of the beard itself, nah. It’s like the old saying. “Guns don’t kill people, people with mustaches kill people.” Same premise.
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HippopotomonstrosesQuippedaliophobia- Fear of long words:
The irony card pops up again here. Where the person afflicted with the problem can’t even share it with people, because the word describing the problem is in fact, a long word.
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Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs:
It’s not easy being green. But, seriously, when was the last recorded frog attack?
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Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play:
If you’re scared of making out and getting frisky, it’s not a phobia, you’re probably just dating someone that’s ugly.
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Tremophobia- Fear of trembling:
The classic case of which came first? The chicken or the egg. Was the person trembling because they were afraid, or afraid because they were trembling.
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Urophobia- Fear of urine:
This would be the worst nightmare for any guy. Because without a doubt, there’s no man that has ever walked into the bathroom in the middle of the night, and not pissed on his leg at least a little bit.
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Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women:
You poor, poor souls.
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Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons:
Apparently this is a picture of a Walloon Reunion. And the Walloons are some people in Europe. Or from a Dr. Seuss book. We’re not totally sure.
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Xerophobia- Fear of dryness:
Does a person suffering from a fear of dryness live in a swimming pool? We bet Triple H from WWE suffers from this. He’s always pouring water on his head.
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CYclophobia- Fear of bicycles:
This sucks. We thought we had a good one here, a fear of something really scary. Like a Cyclops. Instead, it’s the terror of two wheels! Bleh.
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Zemmiphobia- Fear of the Giant Mole Rat:
Seriously, if we don’t find something scary soo…. WTF IS THAT!?!? Good Lord. That’s the most evil thing we’ve ever seen. Hellraiser doesn’t have shit on a Naked Mole Rat. Eek.
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Know about any crazy phobias? Do you, or someone you know, suffer from any wacky fears? Tell us about it in the comment section.
craphobia: fear of retarted articles
arachibutyphobia – Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
Tridecaphobia – Fear of the number 13
Retardaphobia: The fear of people that can’t spell. It’s retarded, idiot, not retarted!
You hit the nail on the head, Lenny.
How about a hand job Lenny?
I call sloppy seconds.
=O Not Lenny!!
Yes Lenny! 🙂
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
…or come to think of it, why leave it at this puny little list. http://phobialist.com/ Got everything, like 25 phobias beginning with E, and that isn’t the biggest category!
Phobiatriviaphobia.
The phobia of being asked trivia about phobias.
Say that 5 times fast (quite fun).
I have an extreme fear of kites.
I have a pretty bad phobia of clusters, like the inside of a pomegranate, or a sponge, etc.
mottaphobia – fear of moths.
i loathe the warmer months in part cuz of this. I’ve even had to sleep in my car at night, cuz the porch light was left on and those huge, fuzzy winged things were pfumpin against the light and door.
I have an extreme dog phobia. I just hate to be next to one. When I see one in my vicinity my heart goes BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM like a machinegun
I have a fear of heights, sharks, snakes, crocodiles, small spaces, odd numbers, nightmares 🙂
I have emetophobia (fear of vomiting)I cope with this fear by trying not to eat things that will upset my stomach.
I have a fear of insects. Ewww! They are so gross!
I hate bugs as well!!
Ewww BUGSSS
I have a fear of buses
I know someone that is deathly afraid of bananas.
Fear of the naked mole rat is understandable….
I am deathly afraid of vomit literally anyone who says their stomach hurts I will have a meltdown and I usedto not eat because of the fear of throwing up
IDK why everyone is so scared of snakes. Is it because they’re meant to be the ‘evil, sly, reptiles?’ They’re actually cute, especially grass snakes! And once the venom is drained, you can have a pet coral snake!
They make good pets, guards, and buddies, just remember to feed them. Otherwise you’ll be the meal.
This doesn’t make them evil. If it does, dogs are sadists. An American man forgot to assign someone to feed his dogs while he was away, and when he got back, his dogs killed and ate him. His body was discovered when family became worried about his absence and police were deployed to his home. They found still-tame dogs inside, along with a human skeleton, blood on the porch, and a severed finger in the Chiwowa’s bed. (Is that spelt right?)
Anyone who knows of this incident has the right to be scared of dogs. Apparently the Chiwowa got away, but its been several years so its virtually impossible for it to be alive.
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I’m one of those people who are scared of mushrooms. They are scary! And we had to disect them in my science class last year. It was the worst.
I am also scared of the National Geographic narrator’s voice.
My fear would probably be what’s in the darkness… I’m no’t scared of the dark though ;-;